In response to the rumors of a Full House revival, I’d like to offer up some suggestions to help “keep it real.”
After the Great Recession in 2008 the bank foreclosed on the family’s San Francisco home scattering them across the country…
Danny retired and moved to Florida where he remarried. When he’s not playing golf he enjoys Skyping with the kids and grandkids (see Michelle).
Jesse and Rebecca split after she was caught having an affair. He then moved to Vegas and is a part-time Elvis impersonator and part-time male escort.
Joey moved to Chicago and ran a joke shop called Uncle Joey Fun but it closed recently so he does really bad standup around town.
DJ embraced her name and became a wedding DJ called DJ Deej. She lives in Kansas City with six cats.
Stephanie and Kimmy got married during the brief window of time in 2008 when same-sex marriage became legal for the first time. Today they’re once again legally wed and run a taco truck in LA called “Kimmy’s Nibblers”
Michelle became pregnant at 16 and had twin girls named Mary Kate and Ashley. She now lives in Brooklyn with her husband and sells “crafts” she makes out of recycled Starbucks cups.

In response to the rumors of a Full House revival, I’d like to offer up some suggestions to help “keep it real.”

After the Great Recession in 2008 the bank foreclosed on the family’s San Francisco home scattering them across the country…

  • Danny retired and moved to Florida where he remarried. When he’s not playing golf he enjoys Skyping with the kids and grandkids (see Michelle).
  • Jesse and Rebecca split after she was caught having an affair. He then moved to Vegas and is a part-time Elvis impersonator and part-time male escort.
  • Joey moved to Chicago and ran a joke shop called Uncle Joey Fun but it closed recently so he does really bad standup around town.
  • DJ embraced her name and became a wedding DJ called DJ Deej. She lives in Kansas City with six cats.
  • Stephanie and Kimmy got married during the brief window of time in 2008 when same-sex marriage became legal for the first time. Today they’re once again legally wed and run a taco truck in LA called “Kimmy’s Nibblers”
  • Michelle became pregnant at 16 and had twin girls named Mary Kate and Ashley. She now lives in Brooklyn with her husband and sells “crafts” she makes out of recycled Starbucks cups.